Computer engineer

Computer engineer is the one who likes laptop on his lap and finger on keyboard more than anything else.
-- SA

Other day I had my mobile on my desk and I fall to use it as mouse quite a few time.

Above 100%

Anything beyond 100 percent should be counted in reverse.
-- SA

What's the point to say "500% guaranteed"? Putting more emphasize or something?
Well you do that when it really need. To me 500% is -100 %.

(Ohh, you thought -400 % !?!)

linux world

If computer science is a world, Linux undoubtedly is the best known place to be in.
-- SA

Windows v/s Linux

The difference is that you can "grep" for Linux but can't even "touch" on windows.
-- SA


Call it my love for Linux or frustration with windows. Its just to state what Linux offers (specially to its engineers).

Victory

"There are many victories worse than a defeat."
-- George Eliot

Obvious

"Obvious is .... boring."
--SA

Best process

"No process is best. You need to find the lesser devil."
--SA

Taken from blog "Three reason why scrum sucks!"

Alimony

“She cried – and the judge wiped her tears with my chequebook.”
-- Tommy Manville

In respect of IPC 498A. God save the ... poor !!

Anonymous

"God is anonymous ........ so am I :-) "
-- SA