Green week

"Today's Green Week topic is "Save a tree".
"Hey SA, can you take a printout of last meeting minutes ?"
-- SA

Haven't you seen this before. Some time you work so hard that you forget what are you saving.

Got idea ??

Theory of relativity

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour ...... That's the relativity.
--Albert Einstein

Perfect example to explain his theory.

Mind & Heart

Your heart always feel in one way, so your mind; always think in one way. Unfortunately most of time, they differ.
-- SA

I hope some time my mind can feel and my heart can think.

BC

Caught by the Linux habit, I typed "bc" on command prompt, reply came as "Nope, I came after but then he left away" !!
-- SA

{Referring Before Christ as bc on windows}

Estimate

"Estimates always goes wrong. That too in one way"
-- SA

Those who were involve in some estimates, will understand this.